(48 INCHES WHAT THE F-CK)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS YOU BUNCH OF PERVERTS I AM TALKING ABOUT MY GOLF CLUB.BOYS I JUST ADDED 3 INCHES TO MY 45 INCH KING COBRA DRIVER.I KNOW I AM PROBABLY CRAZY AND WILL LOSE A A LOT OF DIRECTION ON MY DRIVES. BUT WHEN I HIT THE CLUB ON THE SWEET SPOT I AM DRIVING THE BALL 300 YARDS AND I AM NOT EXAGERATING.MY DRIVER HAS AN OFFSET SO THE EXTRA LENGHTH SHOULD ACTUALLY HELP ME STRAIGHTEN OUT MY SLIGHT HOOK.BOYS NOW THE PROBLEM I AM PLAYING WITH SOME REALLY GOOD GOLFERS TOMORROW ON A TIGHT COURSE I AM SCARED TO DEATH THAT MY DRIVER WILL LET ME DOWN ON A TIGHT LAYOUT.MY DRIVER IS USUALLY THE BEST CLUB IN MY BAG I AM A REALLY STRAIGHT DRIVER OF THE BALL BUT I AM JUST ADJUSTING TO THIS NEW 3 EXTRA INCHES.HAS ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM EVER USED AN EXTRA LONG DRIVER AND IF SO WHAT CAN I EXPECT I HAVE ONLY PLAYED ONCE WITH THIS EXTRA LENGHT AND I DROVE THE BALL SO-SO ON A WIDE OPEN COURSE.MY HANDICAPP IS 11 RIGHT NOW AND I AM PLAYING WITH 2 FOUR HANDICAPPERS AND A 7 HANDICAPPER TOMORROW SO I DONT WANT TO BE KNOCKING MY DRIVES INTO THE WOODS AND HAVE MY PLAYING PARTNERS GO LOOKING FOR MY BALL.MAYBE I WILL USE MY 3 WOOD MORE OFTEN OFF THE TEE I HATE TO PLAY SCARED GOLF BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE I KEEP IT IN PLAY.(LETS GET A PRESCRIPTION GOLF TOURNAMENT TOGETHER AT FOXWOODS CASINO HUH FELLAS)

(I AM AN 11 HANDICAPP ILL PLAY ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM FOR A G-NOTE)STEP RIGHT UP BOYS

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

GUYS LOOK AT THESE BLACK BROADS ON CHANNEL 7 NBC I BELIEVE MAN WHAT BODIES ON THESE GIRLS.

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

WHAT A NICE BODY GALE DEVERS HAS JESUS CHRIST THESE WOMEN ARE IN SHAPE

 

[JudgeWapner]

BTJ,tight course,go to the 3 wood.

 

[PanchoSanza]

I imagine your wife gets good use out of those clubs when your not around, what with your 3 inch dick and all.

 

[DickyW]

Jimmy
Hit the driver! Rumour has it your boys are use to going into the woods to help you find your balls

 

[dennistheman]

jim big ben wallace is giveing his 48 to u old wife now ben slave.

 

[DickyW]

LMAO

 

[Angelle]

DAMN!!!

You got me excited for NOTHING!

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

ANGELLE I DONT KNOW IF THIS EXCITES YOU BUT WE HAVE A GUY IN THIS FORUM WHO IS BORDER LINE RETARDED NO I TAKE THAT BACK HE IS RETARDED.DID ANYBODY SEE THE HOWARD STEARNS SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT THEY HAD DENNIS THE DUNCE AND HIS MOTHER ON LIVE.BOYS THEY HAD THIS KID IN A WHEELCHAIR WHO HAS NEVER BEEN LAID AND HIS MOTHER WAS ASKING THE PORNO BROAD IF SHE COULD PLEASE SHOW HER SON A GOOD TIME HE IS A VIRGIN.MAN ONLY ON THE STEARNS SHOW THEN TABATHA TAKES THE KID IN THE BACK ROOM AND THEY HAVE SEX OF COURSE HOWARDS CREW IS AT THE DOOR WHEN THEY FINISH EVEN HIS MOTHER WAS THERE THEN THEY ASK DENNIS HOW WAS SHE.AND THE NIT WIT REPPLIES (I TOL B-TOWN BUM I COOLD GET LEY TABTHA TOK MY PENUS AN FONDLE ME LIK BUMS WIF DOES TO BE WALACE)THEN DUNCES MOTHER ROLL HIM OUT OF THE STUDIO U=IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON T.V. IN YEARS.DUNCE FIGURE THIS OUT IF ANGELL INVITED YOU TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HER AND I TOLD HER YOU HAVE 45 INCHES LESS THAN THE LENGHT OF MY SHAFT HOW LONG IS YOUR PENIS DUNCE.

PLEASE FELLAS DONT GIVE DENNIS ANY CLUES THIS IS AN IQ TEST RUN ALONG DUNCE AND ASK YOUR MOTHER.

 

[goatboy]

BTJ
you need a stiffer shaft

 

[hamneggs]

Jim, choke up on the 48 a bit if you need to keep under control. Keep your tempo slow and remember that you need to DRAG the club more, slow tempo, full turn, drop the elbow into the waist and delay your release.

the tendency is to release the hands too soon anc come across the ball (slice). Good luck, kid From what I know of dennisthemnan's game he would kick your ARSE

 

[max1234]

BTJ... get rid of it. That longer shaft will cause you nothing but problems. If you want more distance then go to a less stiff shaft in a more traditional length and use more loft on your driver.

 

[hamneggs]

btw, I can hit 300 no problem w/my 46